From the diary of KC the Zeddict, 18:19, January 25, 2015 (UTC)

Zedd. He was born Anton Zaslavski on September 2, 1989, in Kaiserslautern, Germany (I think), unaware at the time that he would rise to become an icon to me.

In no apparent order, I have created a list of pros and cons regarding my obsession with him:

Pros Cons

Unique style.

Electronic dance is controversial.

Cute as heck.

Dating is 100% out of the question.

I know a lot about him.

Yikes—stalker much?

He's helped me make new friends.

He's helped me make new enemies.

He calms me down when I need to be calmed down.

He gets me fangirling at exactly the wrong times.

I want more of him.

Again, yikes.

He's my best dream.

He's my worst nightmare.

He appears to be more sane than most other celebrities.

That could change at any time.

I've introduced many others to him, too.

Fifty dollars says that that kid in my Journalism class is going to live up to his word and try to kill him.

He's ultimately responsible for my happiness.

He's ultimately responsible for my depression.