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An extract from Darreled Kenny's diary

I checked the clock. Five in the morning. Cyndy and Perry were already asleep, so I decided to sneak downstairs to find Kuacki. And sure enough, he was still there, lying in the cupboard. What creeped me out was that his eyes were still open and I couldn't tell whether he was asleep or not, but I picked up his big bony body anyways. I had no idea what to do. I woke Cyndy up, waking Perry up in the process, and before them was the presence of a tiny boy - Kuacki. Perry dropped his jaws in a "OHMIGOSH!!!1!!" manner, whilst Cyndy sighed. I felt bad. We decided that Kuacki would have to chill with us for the night, so he got MY bed seeing as there was no more sleeping bags. I closed my eyes and went to sleep.

When I woke up, I was surprised to see that the heating was on and the sleeping bags and bed was empty, so I figured that Perry, Cyndy and Kuacki had left. But when I went downstairs, I saw Kuacki, eating breakfast. I plopped the packet of the WE'LL SHREDDIES YOU edition of Shreddies, the one with extra protein. A bunch of half eaten pizza came out in the process of pouring. NUUU, I thought. Not the cereal! It was obviously my job to take Kuacki back, seeing as Perry and Cyndy were gone already, but I figured that if I took him home now, his parents would kill me, so I decided that I'd trick him into walking home alone. Or I could just take him there, then I'd hide, easy. But of course, I needed to have some fun with him first.

Paintball.

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